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I was just doing a search on iFriends to try to satisfy my robot fetish when I came across a viewer’s comment on a certain blonde camgirl. He gave her a 4.5 rating out of 10 and remarked

“i slowly unscrew your head to discover that you are a robot”

I shouldn’t admit it, but I laughed.

“Got beads babe?”

Cam viewers often ask me (and other camgirls) if I have anal beads; they’re a popular request and I can see why with this hot shot from SINLOVER (a winner of the “Best Use of Toys” award):

anal bead stretching asshole about to pop out

The visual of someone’s pucker stretched without the distraction of a phallus-shaped shaft obscuring the view is really cool. This chick, Sam (performing as _TINY-TITS_), has a really fucking hot-looking shaved (or more likely waxed) pussy; all of the archives I’ve seen of her are really tantalizing:

perfect shaved pussy pulling anal beads out string

And then there’s the excitement of thinking about all the little beads waiting to be pulled and pop out, stretching and closing the asshole in rapid (or slow) succession makes for very erotic anticipation. Wouldn’t you like to see this sweet-looking girl (aptly named _PERFECT-ASS_) pulling these big beads out of her butt?

sweet young camgirl with beads stuffed up her butt

I’m really fond of the composition of this photo, with HOTMARIELA‘s thigh highs, the slightest hint of an upskirt, her perfect ass cheeks, that marvelous-looking slit, and the way you can see the blue bead parting her butt cheeks makes me just want to spread her a little farther to see exactly what her asshole looks like:

anal beads spread

The desire to direct a girl to use toys like anal beads is one of those things that is more exciting during a live show than watching on a recorded video or maybe even doing in real life; to get a show with a girl knowing that you are paying to have her fulfill your requests and watch the encounter unfold as you direct it to is very naughty. Having a chick who is a total stranger do something to her ass, putting the beads in and then making them pop out when you want her to, telling her to get closer to the camera so you can see all of the action up close, I don’t know if the erotic tension of that experience that can be duplicated in another format.

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What’s hotter than a chick with a strap-on cock?

A chick wearing full-coverage brief-style panties underneath her strap-on harness:

strap-on over brief panties

Seriously, that image is truly inspiring to me; it has a very retro “plastics are still new to us” feel to it. I’m not sure who to credit with the photo since it pops up for me in the archives when I search for “strapon” images here attributed to a variety of different chathost names. Over a dozen, I’d say. I don’t know if it’s one girl hosting under a shitload of names or if the picture’s been stolen and used by a bunch of different girls, but whatever — it’s definitely a winner in my book.

Here’s another one with the same exact t-strap harness and riveted-on flesh-toned cock (also under a different name):

strapon upskirt white panties

Here we have a very identifiable strap-on queen with amazing big swollen breasts, “Wild Mistress“:

strapon goddess with big breasts

Judging from her rated archive photos, strap-on play is her specialty.

Anyway, there’s something special about the full-coverage panties worn *with* a strapon that adds a unique and interestingly different kink from wearing a strap-on harness and being able to see pussy underneath it. With the panties totally covering the pussy it highlights the artifice of the strap-on cock and gives a more Barbie-esque appearance, like a primitive borgwhore manufactured to certain specs with the cock stuck onto a smooth pussyless surface. I like it.

I have a “thing” for big clits, so I had to check out all of Steph’s (aka “Fat Clit’s”) archives to see if she does, indeed have a fat clit.

Before I found any closeups of her clit, however, I became very excited about the way she looks in general. She’s got a very dykey Gina Gershon look a la “Bound”, don’t you think?

Gina Gershon lookalike camgirl

Oh my, she’s definitely got a compellingly lesbo appeal:

lesbo loves pussy

This girl’s uncommonly strong look reminds me of a college fast-pitch softball star who goes all butch-glam at night and buys her most vulnerable freshman teammate drinks before taking her home to teach her all about 69-ing. Oh my — my OWN clit is getting remarkably fat just envisioning this scenario. Unlike the heroine of my fantasy, though, in real life this chick seems very friendly towards men and has a long list of positive reviews from her viewers.

While we’re on the subject of softball, I unearthed some fantastic shots of her doing a show with a baseball bat when her head was shaved GI Jane style:

GI Jane in g-string

baseball bat penetration

Judging from her archives, she’s been working consistently since 2003 and still seems to be into what she’s doing. She happened to go live while I was browsing her profile so I got a chance to chat with her briefly; she had some French television playing in the background and said she is in New York, then she had to go (probably because she assumed I was a freeloading timewaster since I was just asking her a bunch of questions in free chat — I am such an asshole, but she was totally polite).

Anyhoo, I did eventually find a few close-ups of her pussy and discovered it is delightfully meaty, but her clit isn’t particularly large from what I can see. Here’s an example:

shaved pussy clit closeup

Oh well. You can’t win them all. FYI: she does have gorgeous well-tended feet with juicy-looking toes. They are featured in many of her archives, including this little shot I loved a lot for the arch, calf muscle and proximity to her panties:

pretty arched foot near pussy

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I’d like an inflatable anal dildo myself, so this video clip on iFriends totally caught my eye:

inflatable anal dildo

Sometimes when I watch other people’s videos and shows I’m sort of shocked at how little showmanship actually goes into it. “PLLLLLLllll!” squirts the farty-sounding lube. The chick looks like she’s making a peanut butter sandwich or something, she’s so nonchalant and casual about the whole affair. I don’t know if it’s because of her unself-conscious ease or in spite of it that I found certain parts really hot: the pumping of the air, the patting of the base, the way her shaved pussy looks below the black toy, the pulling on the toy and her sphincter’s resistance to letting it pop out.

Sometimes when people just do their thing without trying to look “hot” it helps keep your focus on THE thing (in this case, anal penetration with a really fucking sexy toy). You also don’t get distracted wondering if they’re faking their enthusiasm. Clearly there is no fakery involved here — either you are into watching her do what she’s doing or you’re not and she’s not going to try to convince you in some fakey way.

jayda diamonde

Anyway, after watching the first part of the video clip I became curious about the girl. Turns out she is a porn star, Jayda Diamonde, performing under the iFriends profile of THEDARKDUNGEON2. I always enjoy listening to the voice greetings and was impressed by her ability to, you know, ENUNCIATE and engage me with her voice. Though it was a typical scripted pitch she sounded good to me. And my goodness, she specializes in BIG toys:

huge sex toys

While big toys are not really my thing, I do sometimes like seeing other women using them, particularly in their pussies and especially if the toys are designed to look “realistic” (yet circus-huge).

big toy girl

I ran across CANT-GET-ENOUGH browsing through the “assplay” archives on iFriends:

construction cone up ass

I had to wonder if she *really* had the tip of the cone up her ass, or if she was faking it (a lot of girls MAKE their living on faking anal — there are all kinds of tricks for making fake anal look real but I’ll save those for another entry). I decided to check out her fanclub and archives to see if there were any pics proving she does indeed insert Very Large Things anally.

miniskirt no panties

Hmmm, well that looks innocent (and tight) enough . . . I had to look further for proof:

huge dildo up ass

Wow. Things are looking more authentic. Is that a baguette up her butt?

wine bottle in ass

Well, that wine bottle is easily identifiable . . . can you imagine if your waiter brought the bread and wine to your table this way? I ran out of hands to carry your foodstuffs; would you be so kind as to remove your wine bottle from my ass? The “no hands” photos indicate to me that she’s definitely got these things stuffed INSIDE her butt, no faking . . . no fooling.

nerf football in ass

I think it might surprise a lot of people how popular extreme bizarre penetrations are with some folks. A lot of guys absolutely THRILL at seeing people stick household items in holes. I definitely appreciate the appeal of unusual items, though I have a harder time appreciating the REALLY BIG household items, particularly up the ass. Anyway, there’s quite a demand for chicks who do extreme penetration, and even more of a demand for chicks who do DP (double penetration). Here you see all of these exciting elements combined:

DP with cucumber

DP with flashlight

Doing this kind of stuff HAS to take a toll on your body, though, and these photos of her empty gaping asshole show the kind of damage she’s inflicting on her butthole:

used and abused asshole

Here’s one of those anal-gaping shots I absolutely abhor (but are all the rage amongst many extreme ass fans):

extreme anal gaping

Sidenote: I find it mortifying that no one will process payments for my menstruation fetish site, but extreme anal penetrations are perfectly acceptable in the porn world. You can do this stuff to your ass on iFriends, but you can’t masturbate while you’re having your period: how fucking ridiculous is that?

I think it’s really scary when you get to the point where you don’t even recognize what you’re looking at as normal genitals:

alien pussy and ass

After looking at all of these pictures of this chick’s holes stuffed and gaping, I took a look at her biography and appreciated how honest and genuine she sounds. Her answers to those questions do something important: they humanize her, which I think is *especially* important when it comes to extreme porn (and those penetrations she does are definitely EXTREME). It’s important to remember that a woman like this is more than a gaping asshole AND that she does this as a job like many other manual laborers do in even more physically demanding, damaging, and dangerous ways.

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Yummy! Look at these big natural boobs on Pleasure4Men :

striking beauty with natural breasts

I love the lace and ribbons framing her big creamy jugs:

creamy cleavage

Looking at some of her other archives she’s a striking beauty who seems to have a gorgeous naturally-curvy body (not to be confused with either skinny or fat, just perfectly womanly).

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Is it my imagination or does the girl in pigtails look a lot like Reese Witherspoon?

Enthusiastic Reese Witherspoon look-alike in pigtails with girlfriend.
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Aside from resembling one of my favorite actresses . . . sigh!!! Isn’t that the most delightful image of two deliciously playful-looking nymphettes? They perform together under the name of Bunny-Girls.

I am further charmed and enticed by the naughty softcore tease of this sweet video they made (wearing one of my favorite fetish items, no less: SOCKS!):

Enthusiastic Reese Whitherspoon look-alike in pigtails with girlfriend.
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I actually squealed with glee upon discovering this little gem of erotic videography (their other free video clips are nice too, particularly the one where they’re showering together and feeding each other cherries. Some ideas just never get old, especially when conveyed by the barely-legal set.

This is a noisy one!

Gushing honeypot video.
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I’m always fairly suspicious when I see copious amounts of female ejaculate in the camworld since SO MANY chicks fake squirting. It seems to me that MyHoneyPot has a mixture of fluids gushing from what appear to be a myriad of orifices. It’s hard to tell where all of it’s coming from since her peehole is off-screen much of the time, but her enthusiasm does seem genuine (though the dialogue a bit forced) and her clit is really prominent and sexy the way she’s rubbing and pinching it between her fingers towards the end of the clip. I *hate* those long-ass nails though.

One of the things I love about iFriends are the videos with somewhat elaborate amateur production and editing. Take, for instance, The Blonde Wars:

Jedi Madison engaged in light sabre wars with evil blonde clone!
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TOO cute (particularly the mystical unzipping portion)!!

In so many ways the nerd girl faction RULES the camgirl world. iFriends has a large population of brainy chicks forging their way through college and older intelligent women putting their smarts together with their sexuality, many for the first time. Let’s face it, being smart isn’t considered very “sexy” by the general population of men, but when technical virtuosity is required in the form of computer literacy, storyboarding, etc. we smart chicks have a leg up on the competition.

Oh and listen to her fanclub greeting . . . she’s also got a cute Canadian accent!

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